69 One-liner Bad Penis Jokes Created by AI

Everyone is talking a lot about AI writing tools these days, so I thought why not try to use AI to generate some jokes on and about the penis.

I tried! And all the results are the worst!!

These are the most unfunny penis jokes you will ever come across. Almost all of them don’t make any sense, and some of them are disgusting and weird as well.

Bad penis jokes

Let’s take a look at these AI-generated bad penis jokes…

What do you call a penis in Paris? A tourist.
Why did the penis go to the hospital? He was feeling a little blue.
Why did the penis go to the doctor? Because it had a yeast infection.
Why did the penis cross the road? Because it was stuck in the chicken’s mouth.
What do you call a penis with no legs? A stand-up comedian.
Why did the penis cross the road? Because it was looking for a new set of nuts.
What do you call a penis with teeth? A teething ring.
What do you call a penis with no legs? A man.
What do you call a penis with a cold? A dick sick.
Why did the penis cross the road? Because it was getting tired of looking at all those naked ladies on the internet.
What do you call a penis with no eyes? A blind date.
What’s the difference between a penis and a bonus? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow on the first one.
What’s the difference between a penis and a bonus? A bonus you get once or twice a year.
What’s the difference between a penis and a bonus? A bonus is something you get when you do your job well.
What’s the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow her bonus, but she’ll never blow your penis.
Why was the penis so anxious to get to work on time? Because it wanted to avoid being late for the erection!
What do you call a penis that’s been circumcised? A headboard.
Why is a penis like a lamp? Because it’s better in the dark.
What’s the difference between a penis and a potato? You can’t make a french fry out of a penis.
What do you call a penis with two heads? A headache.
Why did the penis go to the gym? Because he wanted to get bigger.
Why does the penis have a hole in it? Because it’s easier to slip on a ring
Why does god give men penises? So they can get their own beer when the need arises.
How do you make a penis laugh? Tell him a joke.
What did the penis say to the vagina? Don’t worry, I’ll put it in later.
What do you call a penis that’s been circumcised? A skinned banana.
What do you call a penis with a unicycle? A uni-cock.
What do you call a penis that’s been through the wash? A dryer sheet.
Why do men have their penises? Because they can.
What do you call a penis with a rash? A red dick.
What is the difference between a penis and a carrot? No one eats a carrot with their eyes closed.
Why did the penis cross the road? Because it was in his way.
What do you call a penis that’s not circumcised? A rare find.
What do you call it when a man has a small penis? A man with a little prick.
What do you call a penis with no arms, legs, or head? A fork.
Why do men have to be circumcised? Because they’re not women.
What do you call a penis with two testicles? A “double dick.”
Why do men have larger noses than women? Because women don’t need to breathe through their nostrils.
What do you call a penis with a headache? A head ache.
What do you call a penis with a mind of its own? A two-year-old.
What do you call a penis with a poodle on it? A wiener dog.
What’s the difference between a penis and a catfish? One has whiskers and smells like fish, and the other is a fish.
What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a penis that’s too big? A waste of space.
Why did the penis cross the road? Because it was too big to fit under a car.
Why is a penis like a fire extinguisher? Because when you have one, you don’t need the other.
What did the penis say to its partner? “I’m going to go find a new home, now that we’re finished in this one.”
What did the penis say to the vagina? “Hey, can you hear me?”
What’s the difference between a penis and a boner? A boner lasts longer and doesn’t have hair.
What do you call a penis with no arms and no legs? A handjob.
What do you call a penis with no hands? Nothing, it’s not a problem.
What do you call a penis that won’t go down? A won’t go-er.
How did the penis feel when he got out of the dryer? Hot and dry.
What do you call a penis with two heads? Twins.
What do you call a man with a one-inch penis? A miracle!
What’s the difference between a penis and a clitoris? A clitoris is smaller, darker, and more powerful.
What do you call a penis that’s not yours? A stranger!
How do you know that a man has a penis? Because he always has one in his hand.
What do you call a penis with a cold? A frigid.
What do you call a penis with no hands? A piece of lettuce.
What’s the best thing about having a penis? When you’re done peeing, there’s nothing left to aim for.
What do you call a penis in the middle of a lake? A lonely fish.
What do you call a penis in a hot tub? A hot dog.
Why did the penis cross the road? Because it was a dick and it didn’t give a f*ck.
What did the penis say to the condom? “This is going to be a long night.”
What do you call a penis with two eyes? A spectator.
What’s the difference between a penis and a cucumber? A cucumber doesn’t have eyes.
Why are penises like fine wine? Because they get better with age.
What do you call a penis with a college degree? A graduate!